Drink not, want not.

An Amish farmer, walking through his field, notices a man kneeling down and cupping a hand to drink from the farm pond..

The Amish farmer shouts, 'Trink das wasser nicht. Die kuhen haben dahin gesheissen.' (Which means: 'Don't drink the water, the cows poop in it'. :p

The kneeling man shouts back, angrily and rudely, 'I'm a Muslim, I don't understand you. I speak Arabic and English. If you can't speak in the sacred tongue of Islam, speak to me in English.':mad:

The Amish farmer replies, 'Use two hands, you'll get more.' :D