.....what it takes most of us years to realize.....!


http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/bronx/groom_doom_after_wedding_V3PE5nRrMyOd3mjw3C8qfM

maybe he just couldn't take not knowing how to swim and set out to learn that day

And swimmingin a tuxs is so easy to do. One night of marriage did it to him. I just finished my 7th year to my wonderful Mexican bride.

If I had jumped in the river on my wedding night it would have saved me untold anguish. Have been thinking of finding a nice little senorita and settling down again, but still have to find the right one.

My philosophy the last few years is to find me a nice FOB Asian woman and teach her three words: laundry......dinner.......bedtime. When she learns the fourth word I cut her loose.

It's been working pretty good so far........ :-)

(Sexist? Who's a sexist.....??)