Man! what kind of a bug was that I mean it had a butt big-enough to cover both mirrors
You reminded me of the Bobbit woman years ago who cut her husbands old fella off for having an affair. We heard a different story out here and it went like this............
After cutting her hubby's old fella off Mrs Bobbit took off in her car at great speed racing down the highway still holding the old fella in her hand.
Wanting to dispose of the evidence she then threw the old fella out of the drivers window.
Unbeknowns to her an elderly couple were driving behind. The old fella, flying threw the air then crashed into the windscreen of the elderly couple's car, leaving a mess. The elderly husband, stunned by the impact then said to his wife,
"Gee Dear, did you see the size of the dick on that bug"!!!!
Glad you enjoyed it my fellow countryman, pissed myself laughing the first time I heard it. How was your Easter, ANZAC Day which had record attendances this year all over the country, long time since we have lost some of our troops which has no doubt increased the attendances. Hopefully not too many more fatalities to come out of Afghanistan. All the best mate.