No crude language? (Twist hat backwards, get in yo face, and kick dirt, kick dirt, kick dirt.)
I've seen games at Oakland Coliseum, Candlestick, Fenway, Riverfront, Kaufman, Astrodome (got a foul ball), Minute Maid, Arlington Stadium (got a foul ball), and Globe Life Park (saw Kenny Rogers' perfect game). Saw a spring training game in Dunedin,FL (Mets v Montreal -- got a ball fouled by Darrel Strawberry but gave it to the kid in front of me. After all, it did bounce off him. But still, Strawberry! Damn.).
Drove past Veterans in Philadephia ( UUUUUUGLY! Sorry Phillies, but I hear you have a nice one now, so congrats!)
Favorite AL team is the home town Texas Rangers.
Favorite NL team is the champeens of the whole world -- Houston Astros! Yeah, yeah, I know. But I don't accept it.
Strange but true: I've got 3 foul balls in all these years and all three times there was a Canadian team playing. Montreal in the dome and in Dunedin, FL and Toronto at Arlington Stadium.
Time flies like an arrow.
Fruit flies like a banana.