Join Date: Apr 2018
Location: Minneapolis, MN
Space General Trump
Trump has instructed the Pentagon to get the ball rolling on Space Force. Knowing Trump, first order of business will likely be declaring Mars and Neptune enemy planets.
Saturn should be ripe for the taking, he can build a big beautiful wall around it and make Uranus pay for it.
Are Trump space hotels and galactic golf courses in the works?
Trump will be selling MAGA beanies with propellers on his Facebook page.
It's Trump's universe - we just live in it.
For mad scientists who keep brains in jars, here’s a tip: why not add a slice of lemon to each jar, for freshness?