I don't buy myself anything for my birthday, but I do for the anniversary of when I quit smoking. I do it to kind of reward myself for just laying them down, no treatments or patches or anything, just cold turkey. It is also a reason for me not to pick them back up again, but at this point I no longer have any cravings anyway. Last year I actually got myself a .308. This year I'm thinking a 6.5 creedmoor.
I don't have to have fast, I just have to have fun!