when you change your oil
you know where to dump it
I heard about a guy back in the '60s
his neighbor bought a new VW beetle, and was so happy it was getting 22mpg
this is when cars got about 6 to 8 mpg
every week he bragged, its starting to break in now, Im getting 24mpg
after a month of this he had enough.
every night he snuck over with a gas can
and put gas in his neighbors bug.
"its better than I ever thought possible! I got 35mpg this week
when his neighbor told him "I must have some kind of prototype - Im getting 99 mpg!!!"
Then he fixed the guy good.... He stopped putting free gas in his car
two weeks later the guy comes over - can you drop me off at the VW dealer? I think I blew the engine in my car... I was getting 99mpg, and now Im only getting 24.
Sure Bob! I will be happy to follow you to the dealer and give you a ride home!
If you really do have some special prototype engine in your car, I "hope" they dont swap it out on you...
Last edited by KCW; 08-10-2017 at 07:37 PM.