2010 Vstar 950. Candy Red.
BIG fan of "It's a Southern Thing". The doilie (how the hell do you spell doilie?) on the Alexa is hilarious.
I'm pretty sure I've never seen a midget towing anything. That would be a hoot. Got a picture?When I got my license my dad had a trailer hitch made for my car ( '67 MG Midget) and I would bring my trailer with the YZ 250 and YZ 125 on it to school and after school ride for atleast an hour each day on the closest track.( Lake City Near Blue Springs ,Mo.)
I occasionally let the mutts lick a plate after l eat, they willl leave absolutely nothing on the plate. One day afterwards l set the plate on the counter and took them out to walk.This is one of my favorite stories, I posted it in another thread on here, but I wanted it in the joke section also, so here it is again:
A census taker was walking to the cabins in the West Virginia Mountains, gets to a cabin right at lunch and is invited in.
The old guys asked him if he would care for lunch, he replied Thank You and sat down.
He was handed a plate of food, noticing there was something kind of crusty stuck to the plate.
The old guy noticed and said sorry it is as clean as Cold Water can get it.( figuring out in these mountains he probably only had cold water)
Old guy asked would you like some coffee, census taker replies sure thank you, again noticing the cup isn't real clean.
The old guy replies again , sorry it's as clean as Cold Water can get it.
So, they completed lunch and finished filling out the census forms, he starts to leave and the old guys dog starts growling real hard at him.
The old guy yells at the dog, " Cold Water leave him alone" 🐶