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Nothing like a little over compensation. Reminds me of a woman i used to work with. She was 5'3" 100# and drove a H2 hummer. She went to lunch with the boss and got back in the lot. He saw the hummer and said i wonder whose that is and how much over compensation it is. She said it is mine.
 

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Guy walks into a bar with his dog.

The bartender says "Sorry, no dogs allowed."
The guy says "But mister, this is a talking dog."
The dog says "My owner will have a Miller Lite and I would like a small bowl of water...please."

The bartender is amazed.
The three shoot the breeze for awhile when the dog owner excuses himself to use the restroom.
The bartender asks the dog "If I give you $10, will do down to the news stand and get me a paper?" "Sure will, I'll even bring back the correct change" says the dog.

The owner walks out and is upset to see his dog missing. The bartender tells him what happened and the owner runs out of the bar to the news stand. As he is going up the street he looks down an alley and sees his dog.
The dog has a cigar in his mouth, a beer in his paw, and he's banging a cute little female stray.
"Oh no, how could you do this, you've never done this before?!!!"
The dog looks up and says "You never gave me $10 before!"
 
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